Eartha Kitt!

Land O Lakes Jail? Is that where they're sending Hillary for all those butter emails I keep hearing about?

I, on the other hand, find that the most offensive thing is his bald-faced statement that comic book movies aren’t “real” movies. Because the guy who made Road Trip, the Hangover films, and Due Date is totally qualified to make that statement.

Found Burt Gummer.

Well she's about to have a Bizarre Adventure.

Not sure there is a diagram but I’m pretty sure there is a database you can view to see where they live

What’s so bad about showing appreciation for the World Martial Arts Champion and Savior of Earth?

Oh, Bronto *giggles nervously* that’s such a funny link. *looks down and digs toe of shoe into ground* I was....ahh...I-I-I-I....was wondering *looks shocked* Wait!! This is Puddinghead from school! *smooth* I was wondering if m’lady *tips fedora* would care to accompany my to the *ahem...produces envelope from hidden…

Hello.  I saw you on the face book, and I think you are a man. That can satisfy me in that way.  I’m shy and 27 y ears old, but you could showme more? hee hee : P  I can’t wait to meet for sex and also talking

“Jesus told the guards, ‘do what you came for friend’. And that, being the signal Jesus’ commandos were waiting for, resulted in a barrage of gunfire from the nearby bushes into the Socialist Roman guards who had come to arrest him, slaughtering them wholesale, including the traitor Judas.

The point will be waaaaaay the fuck over here when you’re ready to start not missing it.

I don’t care how non-NSFW the content is, just having the PornHub domain show up on my company’s server is preventing me from watching it here.

You’re not required to say everything you think.

OBLIGATORY:

I don’t know that one but Syfy’s “Ghost Shark” was fun too, I’m pretty sure from a concept by their head of programming’s seven year old daughter 

Sounds to me like Arch Warhammer is a dick.

Who could forget about Salute Your Shorts?

A.A. Dowd raves, “The Perfect Remake Recipe” 

It’s him in a mirror because you were the real Nick Fury the whole time.