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Even The Scary Ones
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Jeff Dunham as an opening act? Maybe he can even make little puppet versions of Clay and Barr and have them say awful things and then complain about having consequences for their word choice. Then Carlos Mencia can wrap up the show by repeating the others’ offensive jokes and claiming they’re his. 

Just watch, it will be the best-selling tour of 1990.

Still, whatever keeps him off Billions is fine with me.*

“...by choosing to attribute Chucky’s demon seed to a disgruntled Vietnamese sweatshop worker disabling a microchip’s protocols.”

Well, I hope you’re all satisfied. You bankrupted a bunch of naive movie folks—folks from a Hollywood where values are ... different. They weren’t thinking about the money. They just wanted to tell a dramatic, intimate, smaller story, a story about a cosmic space force, and you slick movie-reviewers took ‘em for

Sorry, that title belongs to Aristide Massaccessi, aka Joe D’Amato. Did Leone ever make a porn version of The Phantom Of The Opera, which at one point has the head of Lon Chaney’s skull-like Phantom digitised onto the body of an actor getting a BJ?

I can’t speak for anybody else but . . .

I have an original Space Ghost Coast to Coast animation cel signed by George Lowe and C. Martin Croker on my wall.

I mean, I know nobody cares, but I felt like sharing.

Finally, a film that asks the question, “If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?”

Can I say something being the second oldest dude here? Game of Thrones premiered April 17, 2011. A sane man occupied the White House, the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell signed, Saddam Hussein dead, Occupy Wall Street, The HARRY POTTER movies ended, and Gabriel Giffords survived a senseless attack. The excitement

Me Hate This. 

The XFL doesn’t have to worry about any players taking a knee during the anthem because most of their players are so old and injured that if they took a knee they wouldn’t be able to get up and play

There is nothing in the goddamned world like the absolute fragility of folks who occupy majority (race/ethnicity/sex/sexual orientation/religious affiliation) status feeling like they might have to share the pie they’ve previously had 99% of.

Think about this for just a moment: Every time someone screams about “SJWs,”

Speaking of comic book adaptations, Marsai Martin would be a great Moon Girl.

Uh, excuse me, my Christian Cinema reviews have covered an enormous gamut of grades from D- to C-.

It’s stuff like this that prevents me from entering a competitive environment in any game.

I have, for many years, maintained the truism that fighting with honor creates only a moral obligation to lose. If you cannot sort a route around your opponent’s tactics, that’s on you.  So long as the play was within established

Law & Order: Statutory Ape