Is the Pure Flix cave rescue movie going to involve Kevin Sorbo finding/losing his faith in God after his wife dies of cave-induced cancer? If not, I WILL NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE. Also, if he goes atheist, will he eventually switch back when Elon Musk’s submarine hits and kills him? And will Sean Hannity guest star as a…

To utilize my username for inspiration, never stop wishing, and all your dreams will come true. But hey, now’s as good a time as any to kick off the combined Face/Off sequel and Frogs remake you’re destined to craft. It’s what the world needs right now.

I liked Dil conceptually because it was interesting to have a show about talking babies that then adds a new baby via actually having a woman give birth to said baby instead of just having another family move in down the street that adds said baby to the mix. But also yes, his extreme baby-ness did kind of produce…

I feel like this could be a good thing. And it COULD produce a show kids can enjoy, regardless of whether or not I, as a non-child, find it worth watching. At the same time, I lost interest in the show when it apparently REALLY caught on, and they added in Dil and things seemed to suddenly stop being nearly as…

The original one, Christine Cavanaugh, did die back in 2014. Which I’d sworn was via suicide, but her Wikipedia page isn’t specific and then I found something pointing towards her having some form of throat cancer and that might’ve been it. Although she’d also retired a little over ten years before that.

Well, I had a large comment typed up, but the Kinja Gods apparently decided I didn’t need it posted, so: the response to the BatCat wedding going poof for now is annoying to me because it’s obviously the next step in a story, for which there should be future payoff. Hopefully, as there’s plenty of room for it.…

What do I think, Official Walking Dead Twitter Account? I think RICK GOT HISSELF A NEW HAIRDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. And that’s potentially it. Although the new showrunner might improve things as much as they maybe can be improved. Also, that promotional image clearly proves the series will be inserted into the Fallout…

Are we sure Nick Loeb isn’t just a pseudonym for Tom Six, and this is just the next chapter in the Human Centipede saga?

I’d already managed to forget about that Christian Mingle movie. Well, at least he hasn’t gone on record with some really terrible opinions on things that would make me feel bad about liking his non-religious work (none that I’ve specifically read in detail, so I’ll just remain blissfully unaware of anything as long…

Every time I see Corbin Bersen pop up in something like this, I feel a bit sad. You were in Psych! The Dentist! Raptor, that movie made up of about 50% recycled footage from Carnosaurs 1-3 and 25% or so of Eric Roberts! And according to Wikipedia, a very large snowglobe collection. Ahhhh, now I see why he needs the…

If nothing else, the one dividing line these days is I can sit back and enjoy the many and varied Bronson-starring Death Wishes and not feel the need to wallow in the pros and cons of vigilantism and/or shooting clearly defined bad people that occasionally feel like Raiders from the Fallout series, while stuff that’s…

I’m disappointed that I didn’t make the first Hellraiser/Pinhead joke, but here goes anyway! AHEM.... This doesn’t give me much hope for the next Hellraiser movie. *rimshot*

It HAS been a while, but I suspect I’d still fully embrace it. I hope so, anyway.

My personal vote would be for Face/Off, and an honorable mention for his role in the Thomas Jane Punisher. Or I at least like that movie, I don’t recall if his role is necessarily one of the highlights.

My thought was wax first as well, but then I thought it could just as easily be a joke about being action figures from Hot Toys. I think that might be an even better choice, really.

I feel like this show is harder to watch than Breaking Bad was in terms of how cringe-inducingly depressing it gets. So much fun! It would be amazing to see if they could attempt another spin-off of some type that manages to be even worse about that.

I’m not sure if I’ve seen this used before, but it’s now officially the best sort of gif-based response of this nature.

Honestly, at this point a bunch of potential cast shake-ups could be beneficial to the show. I’ve been mostly digging what FtWD’s been doing this season with the new people and Morgan being less crazy again, and all that took was once again shedding one or more people from the original core cast and various other…

That song was a hell of a lot catchier than I expected it to be. Also bonus points for them deciding to randomly include Swarm, a Nazi scientist who was eaten by mutant bees while trying to enslave them, and then had his consciousness transferred into the bees, so now he’s just a dude made of bees with a snazzy purple…

I enjoyed it! Mostly! I think? I’d still manage to list Laurel’s “I’m just going to blast Diaz off the roof and assume he died because why bother being 100% sure I’ve killed him” moment as the dumbest bit of the whole deal. I also choose to assume Quentin survived and they just faked his death so he could go on a…