For a smart man, Baelish played that extremely poorly.

Speaking of actors who totally should have played historical figures: Google Simon Bolivar. Now tell me that doesn't look like Charles Dance. Imagine young Tywin over throwing the spanish empire then trying to control 5 countries as his people turn against him. sign me up for 4 seasons of that, 20 years ago.

Hmmm. Does it have a large complex of call centres instead?

Fresno Gooners, if you wanna check them out. He's a delightful nerd.

I liked Buffalo when i went there, what, 7/8 years ago. I like the Art Deco, it's just if there's enough stuff to do

It says something when i read "large town in England (presumably) that has seen better days and now you're stuck there" and can draw up a shortlist of at least 65 places that could refer to

This is why our 70's sex farces were so weird

The only thing i know about Fresno is that my mate Jordan lives there and founded an Arsenal watching society. They get up at 6am on a Saturday to go to a bar and watch English soccer. But only Arsenal.

I nearly moved to Edinburgh (for a girl). I could happily live there.

I'd go back to Valparaiso in Chile. It had a really good vibe, where you can be a cartoonist who makes gin and no one goes "and what's your real job?".

Your erection is blood vessels engorged. If you put a small condom on, it can go on, but the bit at the bottom will pinch, and then you lose the pressure. I've got a pretty big dick and i used to semi-regularly lose my erection with a condom and have to swap out half way through due to this, until i worked out it was…

I bet he doesn't even think of gone wild as porn. There's not even any dicks, or crying.

There's something to it. Like… Like it should be the second line of a great American novel.

Light a candle as you finish cooking. It burns a lot of the odour

Kedgeree is the most baffling thing. What do you want for breakfast? Why, cold curried smoked fish.

One of my friends said the other day "it's really horrifying when you realise things like there's no adults fixing your problems, the environment is fucked and we're not doing anything about it, and that Marge Simpson doesn't have any friends"

He lit a match
To check the tank
That's why they call him
Skinless Frank
BURMA SHAVE

You now what, I always thought he was an asshole punchline. Damn you for making me reconsider this.

"who is so busy they can't reply to an email?"

Its true. It's partially simple linguistics. The hard K sound is implicitly plosive, so you get a reaction from it.