when you someone eat it.

I'm a comedian. I once had sex with mygirlfriend, another comedian. We were watching Louis CK on netflix then started snuggling, one thing led to another, and I ended up in her during the "barrel of duck vaginas/ suck a bag of dicks" bit. Where we then laughed in each others fc, at the jokes and the situation.

Just had to ring up a friend who had put up a suicidal sounding status. 3rd this year. The first two required me actually ringing the police and then waiting a tense 45 mins for them to get there, and assess the scene (They were both fine, in the end). This one answered, thank God. Managed to talk him down

Senior administrative nurses

And once again, massive, massive shout out to Jonas Salk, who could have made billions from the cure to polio but made it free to scourge it the earth

I spend my day hanging out the passenger side of my best friends ride, trying to holler at tLC to see if their use of double negatives meant they did want scrubs

I have a trim. I still have some, but my short an curlies are long and straight. If I let it grow out I look like I've got Marv from Home Alone in my boxers

Like a sound you hear, that whispers in your ear, that you can't forget from sun-up to sunset.

Speaking of which. Anyone seen anything good? thoroughly desensitised. What's new and interesting.

And then help him win his own. small. baaattle of the sexes.

It's going deeply confusingly, but then it always is.

I think Ayra was killed by the waif. She took her face, knew enough about her from the lying game to fool Jaqen, and is now doing a murder spree for fun.

Almost certainly? Try certainly. He admitted as much in interviews. Made fun of "cripples" too. Charming man

Ask yourself why there wasn't a reuinion show or why the gang never turned up to cameo in 'Joey'

Really? I wonder if she showed him her chamber of secrets, if you know what i mean. I wonder if he ever got to slitherin, if you catch my drift. I wonder if they expressed their attraction physically, engaging in the sexual act, if you set loose a load of nifflers and they come up with gold.

I am as pro-"you don't need everything you be perfect to have a baby" as the next man, but Jesus, put a condom on. There's people you don't you don't impregnate and the people with huge problematic brain injuries are one of them

Huh. For some reason I remembered Percy dying as well. Well, still

Pretty much. I watched the Cursed Child play the other day and the actor playing Ron certainly plays him as a sitcom dad.

I intend to fix this in the comics. RESTRAINING ORDER BE DAMNED

Read that as "and Weasley" and can see Ron fucking a horse