"Cor, 15 year olds, am I right?" Every song from the 50's.

Have you got a link to that?

Original Fever Pitch book is great. It was actually low key hugely defining to the culture as a whole, in that it allowed people to accept and intellectuallise their love of football (with the numerous caveats about racism, fan violence, how dangerous lots of the old stadiums were, and how miserable an experience it…

Yes. But they'll always be "new money" and so judged

Monocle repairmen

Vince Vaughan gets raped twice in that movie. Both times played for laughs

Ross is a psychopath. Clinical definition. He's needy, controlling, he lies, he forces his own way on others with no regard for their feelings.

Yeah, way to spit on your mum's memory

What is she, his half sister? Step sister?

Here's one I was thinking about yesterday. Probably difficult for Charlie Weasley to have Christmas dinner at Chez Burrow when two of his brothers are dead. Everyone else fought, but he was busy with work in another country. Which is fair, but they probably could have done with LOADS OF DRAGONS at some point

The play is mostly great although it really fucked me off for a very specific reason

What we know about Hermione: has ambition. Driven. Constantly working on projects.

Incidentally, it is my head canon that Señor Chang from Community is Cho Chang's Dad. He's a muggle and the repeated use of spells near him sent him off the rails.

I sort of get the high school sweetheart thing. There's a reason the baby boom happened in 1945. You fight a horrific war, you go home, you marry a girl, you immediately get her pregnant and you never divorce.

Danny and Sandy in Grease.

Ok, so they aren't side effects. They're… effects.

Mate, sorry to hear that, but also good on you for getting somewhere.

"Our society is set up so couples are rewarded and singles isolated"

I know a bunch of people who have been sectioned for heavy weed use, who have had psychotic breaks, who have caused themselves asthma attacks smoking it, so "no harmful side effects" is not applicable

Sam Vimes' theory of boots, there