Yes, indeed I am. "Paul Savage is set to self destruct" every day at 17:30 at 52 canoes and Hell To Play every day 21:45 at New Town Theatre. Come to either and say hi and I'll buy you a pint.

Round Ball.

Those three words?

I lurk much more than I did. I must have had a really shit day job where I notched up half of the near 20000 I am on.

Q: can I have my jelly now?
Q2: Football: In what year did Hull go down because of the result in a Man United / Inter match?

I've got a bunch of Cd-r 's in my car that have not made through being played and then being stored in a sleeve. It think it might be that it gets very hot in the glove compartment

I don't know how her last name is pronounced as to whether I will attempt an "at a Low ebb" joke

Is the sound quality better? Or is it just that your laptop speakers are shitty?

"Football is a fertility fest. 11 sperm heading towards the egg. I feel sorry for the goal keeper"-Bjork

Alien vs predator vs Kramer vs Borg vs Sever

"Random"

As a foreigner: yup

I know. But considering it opens with a massive meeting, it would drag me in more to the story if that meeting wasn't about sex slaves. Homer is trying to make me feel aggrieved for Achilles and I just didn't.

Totally. Aged appropriately, of course

Speaking of cursory mentions: House Of Flying Daggers is so good, you guys. So good. It's like they took the bits that were boring or confusing from Hero and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and discarded them, leaving a tense, chronological, really brilliant epic.

I'm very excited to hear Homecoming doesn't have an origin story.

I can totally see that. Incidentally, you know how soap actors used to get attacked in the street by fans who couldn't tell it wasnt real? Never understood that til I watched Game Of Thrones. I'd totally dead leg Joffrey in the street.

The bit where he's reading a story to his nephew and telling his sister he knows she has betrayed him is great "busy little bee" or something, just dripping with menace

Miami Vice is a great movie if you have no connection to the TV show of the same name

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang in another, better universe was a franchise spawning hit. It's their christmas tradition to go the cinema in late december and watch "Kiss K11ss Bang Banghardest: the revenge of the guy from Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 4: B4ng".