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I tried to read the Iliad and I couldn't get past the fact the thing that kicks the whole thing off is the unfair divvying up of sex slaves after a war. Like, maybe none of you should have sex slaves? I'm not gonna feel empathy with Achilles just because he's only getting 5 and deserves 10

That truck scene from Born To Fight was great. I laughed aloud three times at the sheer audacity

I can't remember what it was called. Someone on here mentioned it a while back.

If I was gonna put a blame on this, it would go

Nope. Jay Handley has a lovely bit of stand up on that

But he's keeping the panties.

It's because it's taboo. and breaking taboos is fun.

It's hard to get into amputee porn because who knows how they ended up that way. Sometimes it's a minefield.

Weirdly, despite being a straight man, I didn't even consider the possibility it wasn't gay sex.

It was a Bergerac situation, in which he solved crimes on the picturesque Channel Island of Jersey

"Do you want to hang out, grab a quick coffee?"

Did you see the guy who got shot to death by his girlfriend? They were making youtube videos about life as ordinary teen parents and that somehow involved him holding an encyclopedia to his chest, then her shooting him in front of 30 onlookers with a desert Eagle .50

It's really odd watching music videos from a few years back as so many of them are product placement for things that don't exist any more

Swindon?

Yup. I liked the designs on those milk bottles and roundabouts are cool.

It's fascinating that Freud is as widespread as he is despite the fact literally every one of his theories are no longer used

Whoa, they aren't making more Bob's Burgers?

One of the first porn movies is a French one where the a man and a woman couple are talking outside with another woman. They seduce her, the gardener comes over and starts with the woman, and then he starts sucking the man's dick. It's not even played as odd, which is why it is shocking over 100 years later

I always thought that was weird. Like, taking guns from cold dead hands is the easiest thing.