The central tenet of capitalism is "build a better mousetrap" and yet, here we are, seeing problems and solutions and not even nearly fixing them.

Mostly off topic, but I hate stickmen. If I were in charge of schools I would ban them, as we teach them to kids too early in their development and then they're allowed to say "Oh, I just can't draw".

My favourite was the between song banter at a live show by The National, who for all their songs of alienation, loneliness and heartbreak are a bunch of really good friends who like making each other laugh. It was like, 2 minutes of really funny chat, 4 minute slowed down version of a pit of despair song, back to…

You know what? It is. The bit you like of anything is going to be small. It's almost like this review said that the but Radiohead liked was working on new music and the cycle of touring they hated

When I was in South America, these movies were constantly on TV or played on the buses. They were over dubbed in Spanish and had Spanish subtitles on, but they are the easiest films in the world to watch.

Yeah Golf 4 lyfe. It's not gonna let me heist trucks, but it's very reasonable to drive 6 hours and back.

Every so often i think of a parallel universe where this movie was one and done and where they are on "G8ne in 68 secondz"

Throw it in late on some toasted veggies, or in a babaganoushe

Plus, you know, stuff tastes different.

Hello, I believe your culture has an unusually open sexuality.
Oh, you read that writer dude? Nah, he just met Karen. She's a massive slag

Yeah. I think there were only butches and queens in my brain.

I swear I am more of a teenager now than I was as a teenager. I certainly don't remember mooning over women to the extent I do now.

There's a town in Lancashire called Clitheroe. It's pronounced Cli-the-roe but I like to pronounce it "Clit hero".

Weirdly, I only thought gay sex was aggressive and anonymous (blame the 90's tabloid culture). I remember watching Ellen around the time of her coming out episode, and her speaking with a gay character.

Here's a funny thing about how memory is fluid. When I was in first year of high school (so, 11) I borrowed a joke from a Terry Pratchett book that "He thinks oral sex is talking about it". And I stuck it to one of my mates who was a big gormless.

I knew that you put a penis into a vagina and that's where babies came from.

What's 75% of 2, Billy Everyteen?

Me and my publisher were going to do a range of comic based cards for modern things, like coming out as bi or trans or opening up a relationship. Never did it.

You can be bi, be monogamous and beat off to the other gender.

Man, your life is a rollercoaster. Hope you're OK.