Did you read the f*cking article? Get out of here with that bullshit.

My wife just unlocked the Found A Great New Job trophy in the Unemployed game, so we’re going to go enjoy the Celebratory Fancy Dinner bonus level tonight, where I will undoubtedly earn the Wayyyyy Too Full perk. My perception stat is too low for me to estimate my max carrying capacity, it seems.

Yet another work week done. I’m really glad to be out of here for the weekend. I wrapped up Control last weekend. The atmosphere was so great, and going to the <location redacted> made practically every hair on my body stand on end. I’m not normally one for that sort of feeling, but I really dug it here. The Ashtray…

God forbid he write something interesting that might also help someone else who’s struggling.

I keep coming back to Kotaku because of articles like this, not despite them.

Hey, let me be the first to invite you to eat shit.

“nAtiOnAl pLatFoRm”

Im really excited to try out the next NCAA game, especially since that new legal ruling about players getting compensated fo—oohhh, sorry can’t really talk about that. Ummmm

I have 6mbs internet, it took me 4 1/2 days straight to download it for Xbox one.

So, just so I get this straight. You saw an article of a sequel to a game you refer to as “mediocre”, saw the length of the article, and decided “I’m going to go the comment section and complain about something I don’t enjoy”. Does that sum it up?

One day I hope to be as funny as you!

Kotaku Game Diaries have been a thing for a thing for a while now—a staffer has posted personal diary thoughts every day at noon since around 2016 at least. At this point, I should hope folks understand that these are personal reflections on games we are currently playing. And I have, once again, been trying to play Dr…

Because it deserves to brushed off. Get over yourselves and download the damn launcher if you want your game.

I’m beginning to wonder if perhaps it isn’t the healthiest thing in the world for people to wrap their entire identity and core of their being around the act of consumption of a specific product.

I’m just taking a stab in the dark that these self described Gamers™ and Consumers™ would probably benefit from backing…

1) Buy game.

This ain’t it, chief

Reddit was leading the charge against her and was making a good case, because yeah, she’s done some shitty things while streaming.

I worked QA on Black Ops III at the El Segundo Activision location, placed by Volt. We were paid a base wage of $10/hour, and initially the hours were 8am-6pm Monday thru Saturday. Crunch time we worked 7am-7pm every single day of the week.

Y'all motherfuckers need unions

Hate to say it, but D&D made the right decision and maintained a holistic vision for the show’s ending. Excellent direction would have been jarring alongside piddle-poor writing.