Anyone who’s Sky Wizard™ requires converting others with an inferior or zero Sky Wizard™ affiliation should be killed.

“If we’re clean, but every other place on Earth is dirty, that’s not so good.”

I say theorized because nobody’s used them in combat, and the idea of a small nuclear weapon actually being tactically useful is still pretty conceptual.

It seems from this, that Nuclear weapons outside of the theorized “tactical” sized warheads, would violate international law with their use at all, since size of blast and fallout would render significant repercussions on civilians no matter where a target was.

Lets see if Fuck the Pens gets more stars than Kessel love, because you know it will.

Could we maybe get a tiny little line about how Illinois might not be complete dogshit anymore? For the 3 of us who care.

NHL Stat wonks would write that as 2.5 JVRs

Number officially changed to 11.

Those sneakers are hella ugly. That’s why they aren’t selling. Nobody wants Kanye’s post-apocolyptic-trailer-trash-work-camp look now that he’s openly nutty.

If Duchene gets traded somehow because of this, we might see a rash of these. The NHL could only stand to gain from it’s own Taxicab Confessions.

Last user update destroyed my girlfriend’s phones GPS connection, so she can no longer use Maps or call Lyft, and Apple refused to help.

Indiana Jones and the Token of Doom

People always give Matt Millen shit, but there have to be almost as many 1st round LT flameouts as there have been failed WRs. At least he went with the position that’s fun to watch fail.

But it’s a word I heard on Law & Order.

Well, they are doing everything in their power to regulate Blue states sovereignty...

But the Other Jets (OJs) are gonna be good this year.

What does this article even mean? Pretty hard to find a point in there.

It’s the Billy Bob/Angelina of the 2010s

Seems like a completely reasonable reaction to that last Vikes performance.

Washington Nationalists*