got u fam

$TSLA up 6% on this news from analysts. 

I thought for a split second your stock photo sneaker model was wearing an ankle monitor, and felt strangely attracted.

If this isn’t proof of a Browns culture change, I don’t know what is. With that kind of scheming potential, make him GM already.

Not dated the succubus.

Only if your Shop Vac is actually Kirby.

Point to ancient Roman gladiators and ask them the same question right back, because none of us know.

I gawt heh numbah.

Could you please tell this to the attractive transit engineer that metamorphosed into Mike Trout and sank my poor office softball team almost singlehandedly? I’d call her a 5-tool player but I think the ability to do traffic studies makes it at least 6.

It even includes both USB-C and USB-C cables,

It even includes both USB-C and USB-C cables,

High quality pedantry

If you play any kind of contact sport, Liquid Bandage is a must. They don’t make “my teammate shanked a slapshot into my ear from 10 ft away” bandages.

Lake Erie now salty enough to be Erie Ocean.

Confusing Pat and Tom as first names of sports coaches is like accidentally turning the faucet to cold instead of hot.

Because...Tradition?

So you’d respond like a little snowflake bitch.

Ken thinks there’s never been a rape ever at ND, or at least not one worse than Charlie Weis’s contract.

...duh?

Fun murder, ya know like the small town Minnesotan kind.

“Nuts.”