This blog is about what to do with trash food, not trash people ;)

My girlfriend used to work at Stanford - thank god she hated it and it was a management shitshow and she left and came back to Portland where we have real culture, $3 beers, and no brogrammers.

This just served to make the performance more authentically French.

I bought/funded an OmniCharge off of Indigogo, apparently got a steal compared to what they sell them for now, and am pretty happy with it.

“I spent all my money on weed.”

Oh, not meant to criticize at all just point out the irrationality and misplaced optimism that somehow naturally shows up in the moment. I’ve been in similar instances. In hindsight, the wording of “universe” vs. “company” is a huge one but I’m sure at that point I’d be reading tone and body language and not really…

Sounds like you were hearing what you wanted to hear in that instant.

RichRod, always putting the Rod in RichRod.

Yes, have iOS 11

Amazing to think that this is the Jay the Dolphins were fed up with.

+1 deflated ball

Uber most importantly just wants to disrupt women’s careers.

Deschutes/Full Sail/Widmer have all long been part-owned by macrobrew operations and are basically the Bud/Coors of Portland.

Green came out ahead by precisely 1 Head.

“He’s gone to see Dr. Andrews in the sky.”

Un-invite the reproductive wench already. That’s what I do to anyone in my life who has a kid... “Congrats on your birth, see you never!”

How do people not understand that the sole act of voting for DJT instantly makes you a racist?

Was this the movement that lead to the invention of the Holy Hand Grenade?

There’s an awful lot of right-wingers out there doing target practice who’d probably identify themselves as ‘amateur mercenaries’ if you asked.

But they’re already growing potatoes in the Northwest.