bcuz nhl.

I’m willing to bet he goes entirely undrafted, and never functionally plays in the MLB system.

Now that his story is out, I severely doubt he’s never going to play (real) professional sportsball, let alone get drafted. When what really makes baseball teams successful is marketing and ticket sales (hense the long-ass season), he’s too much of a liability for any major company to put their stamp on.

Toss it back and to the left.

They should change their morning sweet nothings to include the words “don’t drive drunk today, honey.”

Smart maneuver.

If you phrase it that way, sign me up.

HOW HAS NOBODY MENTIONED THE RESEMBLANCE TO THE ARMAGEDDON DRILL RIG

If a truly nice thing appears on Deadspin, does it make a sound?

He might not, but the casino always gets their dues from him.

Oh HI Deron Williams!

baby got BAAAAAAACK

I find the subversive element in which a child can “play” on the piece only to later learn of it’s true intention and history interesting, but yes, perhaps it is insensitive to those whose history it really contains, even if it was built with the concept of a shocking realization. It’s good of this artist to quickly…

How about Mom’s Spaghetti?

In youth hockey, the thinking is the exact opposite - you have your best skater in goal, because they actually know how to move well before many of the other kids.

and now for the REMIX

HOW ABOUT FUCKING NO

Sometimes when you try to do this, they “inadvertently” double charge you so that you stop doing this.

Gotta love how our only recourse for shady-ass business practices is “call them and ask them about it.”

But I thought I was supposed to build some kind of shiny yurt and show up naked and set it on fire! Mixed messages.