I like the idea of a post-apocalyptic version of Man vs. Food, except eating their own massive limbs for the entertainment of all.

+1 leak

Press B to slyly slide middle finder into butthole.

However, the Canadian Arctic is literally littered with highly skilled players who’s lack of size and not-quite-developed ability to skate around bigger guys finally caught up to them. It’s the Canadian environmental catastrophe nobody talks about.

How bout I just do squats with mini plates, and by mini plates I mean donuts, and by squats I mean slightly bend my knees when retrieving said donut from the box in the break room?

Haven’t you seen a spy movie? You light the tip of the paper and watch it burn menacingly on your gold tray.

Haven’t you seen a spy movie? You light the tip of the paper and watch it burn menacingly on your gold tray.

Um, guys, I don’t want to ruin the party but I think this is just standard TV makeup. To make one look less Irish and such.

...which it actually already does on about a bi-weekly basis when the WHA’s Winterhawks split their home games between it and the older Memorial Coliseum (technically their home).

Reportedly, veterinarians suggest that feeding the Pitbull a liquid diet consisting exclusively of Bud Light is key to nursing them back to health.

I could think of worse ways to go.

That’s Zachary Quinto’s deranged brother.

Kinda surprised you didn’t mention Sketchup - it’s probably one of the most widely adopted free 3D modelling programs!

Opens Tiffany box under sofa, finds Tiffany Trump. Dies even more.

What if shes ON the golden shower tape?

Generals in the military aren’t exactly chieftains in places like Syria with supplies and factions loyal to them. Might be more interesting if that were the case...

One thing Zucks definitely isn’t a part of: the 5 O’Clock Shadow Government.

I’d just say your output is haughty and full of itself.

Some of us photographers specialize in boring and lazy architectural photography.

There’s still a lot of strategy in cycling, even with rampant doping. You do still have to do the cycling, and timing an attack and working with a team are still necessary to be successful. Especially considering that all the other riders are probably just as chemistry-assisted.

As my dad and I always say, pro cycling is just the most competitive and exciting chemistry competition in the world.