Pretty sure Jeff Fisher has his thumb in or around John Fox’s butt.

Because there are absolutely no sexualized characters in Xbox games whatsoever.

NFL Finally Admits Sky Is Blue

I am 2.5 minutes porn-free and it feels terrible.

Jones was quoted as saying “No consent!? She was a Volunteer!”

Can you get a test worry-free if you’ve already purchased life insurance?

But my armpits already make plenty of juice without any squeezing...

Well, Chris Christie’s supporters had to figure out SOMEwhere to vent...

The coke was just a bit too powderful today.

You failed to deny that your average MMA-er couldn’t read a map. Thanks for that.

MMA Fighter needs to learn how to skate first, then learn how to throw punches from skates. Problem is, MMA Fighter probably couldn’t follow directions to the rink in the first place.

How is this still the only camera angle we (royal we) have for evidence of this incident?

Am man, can confirm. Had pelvic floor issues as a result of a particularly bad hamstring tear playing sports. They’re a really complex thing to fix. PT is definitely a good start, but it was Yoga that really made a difference for me.

Really used to the whole bowing thing.

A true humanitarian.

As far as canned athlete apologies go, that's a pretty decent one.

Blazed.

Jew jew Jemon

No more baby parts.