Sent nudes.

The ghost seen was of a disembodied bloody white tuxedo

Not to be confused with Redtube.

Blob Creator

If you REALLY want to deter thieves the HARDCORE way, you’d fill in your allen key heads with little balls of your own shit, Scarab-style.

I didn’t think this whole story and investigation could get weirder and juicier, but DAMN IT DID.

I can say with certainty that the app RunDouble is an upgrade of an app over any of the C25K running apps, using the same (or any other) pre-programmed running program. Even though it charges you a couple bucks after you get past 2 weeks of the running program, I’ve found that it’s worth it. The app tells you your…

“Oh fuck, are we really doing this?”

“Anyone who does to Geno Smith what he did to my career is good by me!”

The true irony of Cruise’s life and professional career is that his best route to really relating to real live human people is through a silver screen.

Phil Kessel is a bit of an enigma, as is his hairline.

SO SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

Kinda lonely, eh?

My best bike theft protection device is owning a (manly dark) purple bike. I can lock it up in Portland, world bike theft central, with just a cable lock and peace of mind knowing nobody wants a purple bike.

Holy Mackerel!

Black man acts as stooge for rich white man. Now where have we seen this before?

And it never should have counted due to the obvious and huge block in the back right after he catches it. Somebody must have paid off the ref with a Kielbasa.

Who holds the shoe WHO HOLDS THE SHOE!?

I personally guarantee that no enforcer has ever used Tour gloves. Ever.