Isn't this the same rationale that got George W. Bush elected?

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Retired Tony Romo

4.77 was probably slow for his high school team

You mentioned two whole NIU quarterbacks in one Deadspin article! Gold star!

Show me....HOCKEY

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Most valuable traits: hot, hot, and hot.

In the U.S. we generally expect the number of worksite deaths to be 0. If one person dies on-site it will at least halt construction while people figure out what happened and lawyers crawl around for a few days.

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"here's your shiv..."

Well, to be honest, nobody.

BOOB!

Yay! We don't have to show the public in court how our tax-exempt and tax-subsidized monopoly lied for years about the inherent substantial risks of our workplace environment to under-informed workers! I love being an American company!

it must be really, really cold.

is that a dress or are you just happy to see me?

Step 1: Add cannabis.

Only rides in bike races so he can check out other dudes fit butts.

Easy: it's ROIDS!