Oh my gawd. Becky, look at her...

How to win the "Penis!" shouting game without uttering a word...

What's the most attractive thing a woman can hang from her ears?

I heard you like penis, so this one is for putting a penis on your penis.

his used facetampons to be sold separately

reservoir tip.

Not a god-approved hole.

Not a god-approved hole.

Not a god-approved hole.

Not a god-approved hole.

Not a god-approved hole.

Not a god-approved hole.

Not a god-approved hole.

'order donut' button

Open Automator, Select 'Service', drag & drop 'get selected files' from the files and folders section of the library of possible commands to the right side of the window where you assemble your command, then also grab 'duplicate files' and then 'save as pdf' from the pdf commands section. Then save your service,…

OR you could just create an automator service to convert any file type into any other file type from the right click menu, saving you from installing an additional program and having it on your dock. I have one for pdf, jpeg, and png set up and now I wonder why it took so long for me to stop opening up photoshop…

Thanks Starbucks! Now go make your coffee less shitty.

I feel like some drawer doorknobs screwed into the wall and bungee chords or giant rubber bands will do you just as much, if not more.