I'm not much of a NASCAR fan, but as the most iconic car of the winningest driver in the most famous homegrown American racing series this thing has to rank up there. Besides, when Petty raced this thing, NASCAR was still cool. 200+mph speeds, no restrictor plates, and cars were homologation specials.

I'm not much of a NASCAR fan, but this thing has to rank up there, since it's the most iconic car of the winningest driver in the most famous homegrown American racing series. Besides, when he raced this NASCAR was still kinda cool. 200+mph speeds, no restrictor plates, and cars were homologation specials.

I'm not much of a NASCAR fan, but as the most iconic car of the winningest driver in the most famous homegrown American racing series this thing has to rank up there. Besides, when Petty raced this thing, NASCAR was still cool. 200+mph speeds, no restrictor plates, and cars were homologation specials.

Alphadog is about as stealthy as a 5 year old in a bubblewrap factory.

You'd have to be a special kind of asshole to use this trick when you're on a full bus/train/whatever.

That's Wendy the Whippet, she has a mutation in the gene that controls Myostatin that causes her body to not regulate how large her muscles get. Belgian Blue bulls have the same mutation, and there have been cases in humans as well.

I've had mind-alteringly delicious BBQ made from cheap cuts on the cheapest Weber kettle grill and BBQ made with $25/lb prime meat that tasted like a sack of oversauced hippo assholes. What I'm saying is that grilling is 95% skill and 5% equipment. Odds are that 90% of the folks who buy one of these excel in $25/lb…

Now we have a virus covered in goatse arseholes to go with the cancer killing virus that's covered in penises. All we need now is a virus covered in vaginas and we have the trifecta.

Yeah you're right. Serves me right for trying to force an old meme.

Yo Dawg, I heard you like the cloud so I put a browser in the cloud so you can browse in the cloud.

Nice price on it, but I wonder how will Silk will work in the real world.

The Narco wars in Mexico are getting really bad... [today.msnbc.msn.com]

You know what they should use to heat it? Liquid hot magma. Prohibitive costs no more.

Actually, according to the American Cancer Society prostate cancer is the most common type of cancer. Breast cancer is far and away the type of cancer that one hears about the most.

Finally, technology which will prove just how boring my life is! /facepalm

MATT - Get your hands off it! Get off...! What the hell do you think you're doing... ? Evidence?! This is an automobile... ! You killed it!

So butter is to duct tape as ambien is to angel dust. Good to know!

Aluminum laptops are nice and all, but I'm just happy that to have an inexpensive material with which to craft my headwear.

I can't decide if this is gross, interesting, kinky or meh.

It seems as though everyone was surprised by "Car Free Day," so as a service to my fellow Jalops I offer this handy guide for tomorrow. In no particular order -