I'll bite. I'm a heterosexual male and I think the new Beetles look nice. I'd drive one, but only a TDI. On the other hand, my DD has been a 2003 Jetta, and that particular model was ranked the #1 gayest car on some survey back in like 2004. So yeah, hm. Perhaps I should go shop for a nice pair of capri pants. …

Evan though I already used this today on a different Gawker site, it seems frighteningly obligatory that I use it here as well...

Meh. Add some dragons and he might have something special.

I love these.

Finally, concrete evidence of visitation from the Globetrotter homeworld.

Insane, the in-car video looked like complete chaos, I have no idea how the driver is able to control a fwd car that's moving around like that.

At $2 million a pop I certainly hope that it has whale penis leather interior.

Delorean, because Back to the Future! That and my Uncle had one (and still does) back int he 80s when I was an impressionable youth. Sure it was slow and unreliable, but so was everything in the 80s! Besides, it has gull wing doors and no paint!

I've heard of polishing a turd, but never gold plating and jewel encrusting one.

One million percent is quite a lot of percents. Im convinced.

You'd have to be one hell of a Johnson outboard/not-so-well-blended drink fan to drop $2800 on a gas powered blender. I made one over a weekend years ago with a busted weedwhacker, a cheap blender, a MIG welder and $25 in parts. Sure it wasn't nearly as pretty, but the ultimate result is the same, amirite?

I LOL'd. Perhaps a different brand outboard motor would have been a better choice.

What, you guys don't do it with glowing-wanged hermaphrodites while dangling from a rope of mucus? Guys?

CP. It'll never pass inspection.

Yeah, I saw that after the fact, but Nibbles doesn't like retractions. In penance, I submit this.

Ah yes, reading the story helps. Utility poles are much more durable than saplings.

Are Ford GTs made from tissue paper? The tree that the wreckage is up against doesn't look terribly substantial.

I'll say NP, but only for the right person. I wouldn't be that person mainly because of the Greasecar addition. Nothing ruins a nice oilburner quicker than some hippie bolting on one of those things. Veggie oil is a PITA when you spill it in your kitchen, when you spill it in your fuel system it's a nightmare. On…

I keep liquor in my deep freezer at -5 sometimes, it gets noticably thicker but does not slush up at all. I like bacon, and I like vodka, but I'm entirely convinced that these two great tastes go great together...

This guy needs to a.) cut back on the Lil' Smokies, and 2.) Start chewing.