This is so ridiculous. Everybody knows these jokes refer to the very real fact that high calorie/high sugar foods are a major cause of obesity, which in turn is a major risk factor for Type 2 diabetes. I’m willing to bet most people with T1, which is genetic disease they had no control over, understand that these…

Shit on a shingle = shit on toast (that’s literally what it tastes like).

So, “Adult-onset diabetes on a plate” then?

I’m reminded of the Jim Gaffigan bit

With something like a pasta sauce jar I give it a rinse and put the lid on. Doesn’t closing the jar prevent it from getting food on other things if you have mixed recycling? 

It never ceases to amaze me the shit you all idolize.  

Look, if it’s got a hole the right size...

I think the joke was that the guy is Tom Brady

I heard that he used to tip less than 20%.

strug-gle-ling

“I don’t see the problem here.”

I wonder how long it will take before some local newspaper digs through the guy’s social media history to rake him over the coals for something stupid he said when he was a literal child like the last time someone got internet-famous asking for beer. 

She’s a criminal who hates trans people, but keep glorifying this piece of shit.

Yeah this guys sounds like a douche

I can totally relate to this, met my wife at the office and do this day, she is not comfortable with me helping someone else with an excel spreadsheet or TSB report.

The catch is that the kids have to work in the kitchen, shelling pistachios. 

Yankees fans were mocking a Twins pitcher for needing to drive Uber to make money.

He's actually standing in this picture. 

Yes but how was she treated in the set of Life Goes On?

I cannot trust any blood relative of Skip Bayless.