This is blasphemy by Deadspin standards, but bat flips are stupid. Not for showing up the pitcher, they are just stupid in general.

If Maxine Waters is the best you got in the bullpen, you have some fundamental issues to deal with before you take back the White House.  

Well, yeah. They don’t shit where they eat.

Hillary “I voted yes for Iraq war” Clinton had a steel spine?

Too right, man. Deadly times in the 4th grade.

You forget, this is Jezebel. Blogging about uninteresting peoples’ lives they won’t interact with in reality is their job. Has The View taught you nothing?

2015: Traveled 0 miles, lost to Ohio State
2016: Traveled 1,025 miles, lost to Ohio State
2017: “Gentlemen, we’re going to Rome.”
2018: “Gentlemen, we’re going to Beijing.”
2019: “Gentlemen, we’re going to the Moon.”

Then get out there and start murdering you “progressive” minded hipster. I assume your anger is insatiable typing from your parents home.

... a slowed down version of the video shows us that the person who punched Spencer was also himself white.

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Are people going to do this for four years?

Always start your answer with “Tom Cruise, John Travolta”. They’re the easiest ones to remember.

Hey, Atlanta! We are taking the Packers fans’ money. It spends real good. If you don’t want us to host these losers, make us an offer!

Man, this is pretty much straight trash.

First, the economy is not in great shape at this point. Real wages have effectively gone nowhere as cost of living (mainly rents) has soared through Obama’s tenure. The labor force participation rate is still hovering near multi-decade lows, and most of the jobs created during…

that was very Trump Cunty of her

You wanna be reeeeeeaaal careful criticizing an African American woman around here.

problem is that we now realize that Loggins was the real talent. He’s in the same boat as Garfunkel and Andrew Ridgeley.

Yeah but everyone knows that YOU are white.

everyone just wants to be the victim. The US celebrates victims. Thats why he said that. You have your “victim” story, I have mine. its what makes America great!

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