that white guy got banned from delta for life.

I look forward to seeing him return in the second half of Duke’s next game.

So I can hate blackness or Islam as structural problems without hating Blacks or Muslims? I don’t think that reasoning would fly with any of those groups.

I did this five years ago..it was wonderful. I threw in a pint of Jeni’s and it wa spure holiday magic! Do it!!!!

That’s what the kids call jerking off now?

Next holiday season I plan to be out of country. I cannot deal with this stuff and I do not even have children yet. Thanksgiving and Christmas are definitely going to be an out of town type of deal. Possibly New Years if I can afford that too.

Watch a Christmas Story ONLY 3 times?

Can we finally meet at the middle on weed use and health? Its not the worst thing in the universe, nor is it a wholly positive indulgence. Rather than fighting to “smoke weed every day”... Can we accept that it, like any other substance, should be consumed responsibly and in moderation? I’ve never met a person who…

“Who the hell would ever fuck Zach Braff?”

Does it change anything if you knew he was looking a Phillip Rivers the whole time?

Why did you assume that progressives were any less misogynistic than conservatives in the first place?

Can we have a article titled ‘Women Who Got Away With It in 2016?’

Yeah this pretty freaking bad but the discourse around social movements has gotten to be such that unless you can talk about it at the level of someone who is going for their Masters in Social Justice people are going to sneer at you for asking ‘stupid’ questions, yell at you for being a sell out/self-hating or call…

Look, I’m just as disappointed in this election’s outcome as anyone. But could we all stop with the fucking crying about it? Seriously, put on your fucking big boy and big girl pants and start figuring out what to do now. Jesus fucking
Christ on a stick.

Unless you actually went to Harvard or Yale, you sound like such a poser making that joke.

Yeah in the same way the role of “amazing lover” suits me just fine. 

This is the Sistine Chapel of performative wokeness.

pretty huge oversight

“Anything I can do with my right hand, I’ve gotta do with my left,”