“While he was there, he had a roomate he really loved masterbating.” You weren’t an English major at Michigan were you?

That’s a better story than the entire Ishtar movie.

“I don’t follow trends, I create my own.”

Beatty used to say that he couldn’t get to sleep at night without having sex.

I’m so fucking horny now.

Yeah. Hungry for pussy.

I thought Scandinavians were more relaxed abot sex, homosexuality, chauvinism, feminism, equality, but no... they are weird too, like almost all the world.

Nobody has EVER liked banks or bankers. The money-lenders are hated in the bible. They deal with “the root of all evil” and they make too much money, way more than us hard-working stiffs.

Same thing happens to most black people who do that, too.

i’m sure the women were talking about me, and how both their husbands desire me intensely and how it’s putting a real strain on their marriages.

This essay is longer than the movie, Rich!

Tom Cruise was bartending at T.G.I. Friday’s at the beginning of “Cocktail” and that was not intended as a joke.

I’m going to go ahead and assume that it was a burner phone purchased just for this “storyline.” No harm done, everybody’s fans get lit up, tune in to watch it unfold on the teevee. Sigh.

Yeah uh, make sure you prioritize your visits to Applebee’s because you don’t want to have the ambiance ruined.

Why no mention of Sylville Smith being a convicted felon with an extensive rap sheet, in possession of a stolen hand gun and tons of ammo, running from the cops and turning the gun towards the black cop that rightfully shot him when he wouldn’t listen to the police? Yeah, you link a story to it, but c’mon most people…

This article says a lot more about you than it does about FLOTUS or GWB.

The only word I understood in that second paragraph was obsequious.

They enjoy being assholes. It’s that simple. There is no other explanation for this non-story.

Jesus Christ, this take is hotter than anything you’ll see on Deadspin all week.

From what I understand the Obamas and Bushes actually get along fairly well. I’ve heard Obama has a better relationship with Bush 43 than he does with Bill Clinton.

Perhaps “lovingly embrace” is a bit dramatic, but they don’t hold a disdain for each other.