Closest one that would be home town to me is Meijer, though I rarely grocery shop there. For a lot of things, it is fine, selection is good, prices are good, the aisles are fairly wide. But the produce and especially the meats are lacking. And check out is a total mess. Beer selection is better than the nearby Kroger,…

When you have 15 people writing one song, you kind of have to give writer’s credits out.  The myth of the genius of someone like, say, Prince?  

I still will watch clips of him on you tube. He unloaded on the phoniness of Hollywood shitheads so well, I was surprised they let him back.

I got banned from the Root for stating that. 

It has to be a Buckeye.  I am a Spartan, and we have way more sorrows to drink away this football season than U of M does. 

The bar I was at watching the shitty Lions performance seemed fully stocked. They definitely had Titos, Jack and Jager

By the time I read through all the cups,  I wanted to scream “Put the fucking ‘G’ at the end of these”.  But I didn’t want some wanker responding with an “Okay Boomer”,  mostly because I am Gen X. 

This is the best scene in the movie

Moose Drool is a great beer.  

Dirty Work has so many great scenes,

I had soup for dinner this week, but I also had it with a bagel. And I was kind of drunk so I was fairly bloated from a bunch of beer. 

Don’t forget Bruce Li

But can I still listen to his theme song, “I wanna rock” by Twisted Sister?

About half the regulars at the bar I go to have the gout. My brother is going through a flare up right now, which happened after he banged his ankle getting off an elliptical machine. Another guy is just getting over his latest bout. They all swear by cherry extract.

It would be pretty fucked up if Corky or Becca treated her like shit. 

My brother had a friend who had something similar, but with a Michigan ID.  My brother ended up getting one from the guy, but it looked really fake, mostly because my brother had his head tilted to the side and had his tongue sticking out. 

Lebron’s complaint about Morey is basically this

They weren’t impressed? What was she giving out, Three Musketeers bars?

That happened near me when Sonic first hit my  town and also when Krispy Kreme came around for the first in the area.

The writers at Splinter would be friends with Stalin, he really knew how to take care of people who thought differently than they were supposed to. Uncle Joe didn’t fall for this centrist “be kind to one another” crap.