The worst is the guy who sang the Pina Colada song forever has turds buying him those shit drinks. 

It is a rather common thread, both in fiction and real life.  Like in Animal Farm,  various Communist dictators, and the burning of Kings Landing recalls the US’s involvement in Vietnam, where we had to destroy the village to save it. 

There wouldn’t be enough time, they would have to address that who ever lost would complain that Diebold threw the election or that some of the Unsullied voted illegally and didn’t have proper ID. Then there would be the election tampering by leader of Essos

That’s what they do on the days they don’t eat out. 

The closest I ever came to this happening was when I ordered a $3 pint of Labatt Light and received a $7 pint of Bell’s Two Hearted, because the bar had their kegs mixed up in the back. 

All-day breakfast has increased my Sausage McMuffin with Egg-intake by approximately 10,000%.

I like the show well enough also. I don’t love it and rarely watch it, but when I am at my MIL’s house, it is something we can all sit down and view without people getting too bored or too offended.

Thank God the Knicks didn’t get him. Deadspin writes enough stories about that crap team. If Zion went to the Knicks, every non soccer story would then be about a team 95% of their readers don’t care about.

I met a couple when I was vacation, and the woman mentioned his voice as something the lulls her to sleep every night. Her husband didn’t understand it. 

Reminds me of this

I find this offensive in the same way Jerry was offended by Watley’s Jewish jokes.

As bad as Michigan alums are, they are way better than the dead-enders who worship Michigan athletics and barely graduated high school, the dreaded Walmart Wolverine

Good call on Anchor Steam. I don’t see it often when I am out, but I usually order one.

When I was a busboy, I spilled two or three glasses of water from my tray onto an older man’s lap. I was totally horrified, and the guy’s wife must have seen the look on my face, because she immediately told me to not panic or worry about it. That he has had worse spilled on him by flight attendants.

The bar I go to has untapped connected to their beer menu, so users in the bar can post what they just ordered on the beer menu. There is one dude, a Scandinavian, who takes it very seriously. So of course, the women behind the bar make up fake names like Pat McCrotch and so on, and will add a pedestrian beer like…

I read an article a few years back by a lady who made the argument that, depending upon where you live, buying local is an environmental detriment, even factoring in transportation.

Maybe he is pushing the PIC, though I have a strong feeling that if Hammy were ever in control, the prison population would be much lower, since he would simply execute all his enemies without a trial.

In honor of the 30th anniversary of This is Spinal Tap, I offer my two word review of this movie:  Shit Shot.

Ever seen Trailer Park Boys? I know it seems polarizing, people love it or hate it, but seems like a perfect fit for that time of night under those conditions

No shit,  that has to be some kind of record for lowest amount ever charged on an expense report for a strip club visit.