almost impossible not to, considering there is also no birth control anywhere…

So two things.
1. Could they not just take the service offline while they figured out how to solve the sticky COPPA problem?
2. Could they not just issue an 'update' which included a new TOS ?
3. Am I asking too many questions?

Haha… well worth the click, thanks :)

Time Lord takes a job on Earth as a University professor in order to hide out and protect a centuries old secret. Sounds like Moffat borrowed directly from Shada.

Luke I am your Farther…. hahah, star trek rocks :)