Flattering white jumpsuit are three words that have no.business in such close proximity to each other, unless of course you are talking about Barry Gibb or the 6 Million Dollar Man Steve Austin. Or the Pope.

Even in death, Joan is still the only way Melissa can find work.

They’ve already bottled that.

That’s what you get for not entering your pussy hound years before HIV. If you’d been operating in the 60s and 70s, when God was only upset enough at the womanizing and partying to give you a totally curable case of the clap, then you’d be beyond reproach.

Charlie Sheen is a delusional nutbag. He has multiple kids he rarely sees and he’s a narcissist with psychopathic undertones. He still doesn’t deserve HIV.

If you’ve ever been to a shooting range you know the average person is a really shitty shot, especially under pressure. They’re more likely to kill someone standing 20 feet away. But sure lets give every fucker who wants one a gun and maybe that’ll solve the problem.

To the dumbass holding the sign with the Hitler quote: Hitler never said that. It’s almost like they need to make shit up to justify their idiocy...

Hopefully they only harm themselves:

Follow this man. He will keep you safe.

I’m stealing ammosexuals!

What the hell are donut free zone and tell me where they are do I can avoid them?

I feel like Cardboard Guns and Erections would be a good name for like, a store or something. Except I don’t want to sell cardboard guns or Viagra and/or porn.

Left this comment elsewhere here I think (need more coffee). Why don’t these little fellas get all together with all their guns and stuff, and take a lovely trip to the middle east and just join in the fighting with all the other young men who love guns and death? I mean, they want to shoot humans at some point; they…

Look at these responsible gun onwers and their responsible way to terrify UT students in final’s week.

At least one of these clowns will shoot another one.

Same way a parent has to eventually tell their daughter that they’re not actually a princess or that their son can’t wear a cape to school.

I just cannot deal with this bitch. She is a fucking mess. She gets the Claire Stare.