I'm not sure that Tillerson has done anything. As @CalibanBE:disqus says, Sessions is much worse. I would definitely draft Sessions over Tillerson in my Trump Cabinet in Prison Fantasy League.

It was during that annoying "Hollywood Minute" sketch. I also remember Chris Farley, visibly drunk, saying the same thing on "Weekend Update" a few weeks later.

"Well, there's two weekends in there.."

He went for a soda

Not a bad choice, but does Fairytale of New York mention 'mystery days?'

I think that was a David Spade joke.

A friend and I once set up a diner jukebox (one of those ones at the table) to play "Jungle Boy" by John Eddie 10x in a row (https://www.youtube.com/wat…. The first one came on just as we were paying the check.

Cade McNown

Maybe yes, maybe no. He presented a strategy (he claimed to be trading options off portfolios, etc) that people may not have understood. Having known a lot of the people he scammed, should they have realized it? Possibly. However, he was the chairman of NASDAQ and a lot of people, especially older people, took…

Actually, a lot of them had to sell their homes and move in with children, because they lost everything. But for family, they would have been homeless.

Having been involved in several clawback cases, your analysis of the law is correct.
The investors who withdrew more than they put in were deemed "net winners" and thus subject to clawback suits. Most filed amended returns and got back a refund for taxes paid on the false gains but (a) those were a fraction of what…

That was only for the larger investors. The smaller investors got a much less steep rate of return.

He didn't double money in a year, at least not for small investors. The big investors, who understandably drew the greatest press attention, were a small percentage.

That's not the case. For the smaller investors (not the Wilpons, Picowers, etc), the return was, on average over 15 years (1992-2007, the last year before the collapse), about 2% over the S & P. In many years (such as the dot com boom years), he underperformed it. What he offered to a lot of clients was…

Three words - Jaye. P. Morgan.

My wife's favorite - they win on the intangibles. She will inevitably yell at the TV - "If you can measure them, they're not intangible!"

I heard Dick Motta, the ex-Pistons analyst, say, "The team that scores more points is going to win. If you can't score more points, you can't win."

They came to play.

Gabe Kaplan owned that shit for the first couple of years. The man is a pool canoe savant, savant I say!

I was going to add the Sam Shepard murder trial, the one that inspired "The Fugitive." The Lindbergh baby is a better choice though.