Were you looking where you were walking?

Whenever I see "Hogan's Heroes," (which is often, since the wife likes MeTv), I always think of my friend's father, a Holocaust survivor, who when asked if he minded the show would say either "eh, it's not as bad as the original" or "there's something comforting about incompetent Nazis."

@bradvalachovic:disqus Also, while he says they CALL him Dr. Love, he doesn't specifically state WHAT his doctorate is in. He could have a doctorate in botany or medieval studies or something. Thus, people coming to him for love could be in for multiple rude surprises (besides the obvious).

They never put up an obit for Billy Paul. No offense to the late Mr. Stabb, and condolences to his family and all, but "Me and Mrs. Jones" was a worldwide #1 and Grammy winner.

Gotta go with Space Farms

What is you, one of those closet Canadians like Ted Cruz? Let's test you - what letter comes after "y" in the alphabet?

Exactly, if all they do is complain very, very loudly, then they're not very good, are they?

She was an associate and probably didn't have a non-solicitation agreement.

Tuna Turner? Wasn't she married to Pike?

I liked "Maximilian Muhammad." "Maximillian Muhammad Returns" - meh. And don't get me started on "Brewster's Maximillians."

Agreed. I'm from New York. Anyone who says he or she is a Yankees and Mets fan (or Giants and Jets..or Rangers and Islanders) should be punched.

That definitely works. Also David Krumholtz.

The recessional at his funeral will either be "Crocodile Rock" or "The Streak."

Joker's Wild - Joker…Joker…and a triple.

The showcase showdown is the whole point! Well that, and the mountain climber game and the big wheel. I want to spin the big wheel.

Oh hell yes. My college roommate and I were going to sign up for the gun repair course. Another friend looked at the two of us and said, "do they have EMT or microsurgery on there, because that's the next logical step."

All descended from legendary gospel artist, Nobody Knowles

What about James Earl Ray, huh? Coincidence? Huh, smart guy? And he was from the South? And, on the day she's called out for cheating, she makes slow cooked pulled beef, which is Southern (sort of)? And Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy….OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE (nice man in white coat comes with meds…)

Wouldn't she say that immediately after oral sex? I would think during would sound garbled.

I can't eat ass. I'm going gluteal-free.