I think it makes sense that the government would kill 27 people in a small town to prove a point about guns, but refuse to fudge numbers on a spreadsheet. They gotta draw the line somewhere.

The sobbing guy at the end is how I feel as a Pats fan.

Ah, I see. Thank you so much for responding. I have a hard enough time "getting" the good commenter jokes.

My stats prof had a fun spin on the axiom you quote at the beginning of your article: "The numbers will confess to anything, if you torture them long enough." I'm not sure that those words originated with him, but nonetheless, a more colourful take on the saying.

A large part of our mission is ruining nearly all forms of fun except those we explicitly endorse, which are mostly made up of obnoxious in-jokes and obnoxiously literary poop jokes.

So they designed this special tool and installed it in a bathroom so that when they are caught and the NFL reviews security tapes they are able to say, "he was only in there for 90 seconds, couldn't have had the time" when in fact they were thinking ahead with their super fast ball deflater machine for just this…

Sure dude. The team's reputation has been torn to shred the last week without one piece of evidence. come try and get the crown.

"there is a clear historical pattern of the New England Patriots intentionally breaking the rules to gain a competitive advantage."

Fuck it, I'd rather die in a shootout than spend three years in a cage and then have some muslim fuck saw my head off on YouTube.

I'm wondering if there's enough excess material in that hat to pull it down over his face and smother him. Just wondering.

My guess is that he is doing so to make the picture seem more impromptu. Gronk is posing, and bieber, by seemingly adjusting his hat or scratching his head, appears to be the one not posing, thereby making himself seem the bigger, more aloof star. In the picture that results, it will appear that Gronk was the one…

Finally someone with some common sense, believe me, its hard to find in some of these threads.

Let's not forget that Iran is a state sponsor of terrorism. Whether they are suicidal or not, it would not be good for the world if they develop nuclear weapons.

As I noted, the IAEA revealed that Iran had been covertly developing uranium enrichment and reprocessing activities, and had systematically failed to fulfill its obligations under the NPT. That's a very huge issue that belies the simple phrase of "not cooperating." It means that Iran was developing the indigenous…

Bourdain's visit to Iran was enlightening. Lots of decent people there, many not too happy with where their country's gone since the Revolution. You'll never want for anything if you're a welcomed guest into a muslim's home, it seems.

I live on the Space Coast of Florida. It will be a real treat watching these go up.

I believe you're looking for the standardized version found here.

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