Maybe I’ve just missed it, but this is the first time I’ve seen a “moment of song.” This should really be more of a thing, because it is damn cool.

I don’t think there’s a show with more comedic talent than “The League”. Duplass, Scheer and Kroll themselves are funnier than every CBS comedy combined. Toss in the other cast members (including the criminally underrated Katie Aselton) and I seriously have no idea why this show isn’t consistently in the running for…

My mother, in one of her weirder fads, got the culture starter thingy for kombucha when I was in high school. She kept it in a bucket in our laundry and she named the resulting snot slime monster 'Lionel'. Lionel lasted in his bucket for ages, my mother trying to get us to drink this fucking revolting tea ‘for our…

Spreading rumors like “Kevin Federline is the new Hamburglar” is the entire reason that Twitter exists.

I’ve had fuck auto corrected more than once to ducks. Examples-

I texted my husband a picture of my boobs when he was out of town once. He texted back a long response about the “dangers of the cloud.”

Settling in for this post like the creeper I am.

Fuck. The. Fucking. Blue. Shell.

I have to explain to her that it’s not alchemy or magic that transmutes peppercorns into pepper

When I worked at Starbucks, people would tell me they were allergic to foam when ordering their no foam lattes.

When I lived in CA, I worked in a kitchen in close proximity to the public. One day, I overheard someone say to his dining companion, “You know, we’re really much more knowledgable about food here in California because we’re so diverse and love all kinds of food. I mean, we have flavors that people in the Midwest…

I know we’re getting way off topic here considering this is a food blog but since you shared a crazy tech support story I’ve got one that I am dying to get out.

Jamie Allmeyer’s story reminds me of my checkered history of ordering drinks in Utah. There’s the time I was told the wine special was “peanut gringo.” There’s the time my wife and I ordered two margaritas and had four individual glasses delivered to our table (Cuz, y’know, we each wanted two margaritas a piece. At…

FACT: Bears eat beets.
Bears.
Beets.
Battlestat Galactica.

Jamie Layton’s story reminds me of a famous story I heard when I was working at a regional theater festival.

First unanimous Deadspin HOF inductee: Drew’s Fucked-Up Shirt That He Actually Wore On National Television

Our own Drew Magary won on Chopped tonight. There’ll be a full recap tomorrow, but for now enjoy this.

Does anybody else see this? DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE IT?!?!?!