The GOAT of GOATS is the Bilberry, and not just because it’s close to the name of the guy from REM.

So Vegas will never get Kyrie’s money on the gravity bet?

Me: “I can’t imagine how an institution could fail harder than this.”

If it gets him back on the field, fans are okay with that.

Leitch’s content was all pretty much shit.
Worst movie reviews of all time, quite possibly.

True Pats fans right now are torn between whether to blame ESPN or Roger Goodell for this latest unfair outrage. Whatever the eventual response, I’m sure it will contain the phrase “haters.”

“Never say full retard, You don’t buy that? Ask Gary Owen. 2016, “I Agree with Myself.” Said full retard, went home empty-handed.”

Really, there’s only one way Trump making first contact can go down:

I had the same surgery 7 years ago and my shoulder has never been the same. I was never much of an athlete, but post surgery I have have had to ice it down far more frequently after jacking off than pre-surgery.

Irsay was noncommittal on the idea of tanking for a top pick, stating “while I don’t think Luck will be back any time soon, I don’t oxycondone tanking either.”

This sure beats the hell out of all of those fucked up brain donations.