I watched live at work (unwise) and this part had me screaming FUCK YOU over and over again at my computer. Luckily I work in media so no one noticed anything amiss.

That’s not a man. That’s a Jesus humping robot.

There was also a very recent podcast (in nov/dec?) about the murder of a writer on cape cod and it was made in part by ABC because they also did a 20/20 episode about it. Similar to this story in that it’s a murder of a known writer living in an isolated spot with a lot of possible suspects despite a relatively small…

I think there was a similar sounding IRL murder. (I watch ID far too much)

Thank you. I think about the Brits a lot. That are a very brave and unflappable people.

destructive pests on the golf courses

Society is so out of whack. Why does a teleprompter reader deserve 4 mansions? Give one to a nurse.

Who eats at Mar-a-fuckin’-lago and expects quality food? I thought the only point in going there was maybe a chance of getting to see Trump’s tits pop out of his shirt.

Also, smartphones. I’m so glad I have a flip phone. I honestly think I’d be completely unhinged if I had to see the news every time I had to make a phone call. I limit my news to the occasional piece on Jezebel and I watch Auntie Rachel most nights. Every time I send a nasty letter to a congress critter or send a…

Honey, this is a dark period in our history. Whenever I get sucked into a pit of despair re: politics, I think about a couple of things.

It is always the purely craven because 99.99% of the people in positions of power harbor borderline sociopathic tendencies that allow them to achieve said positions of power.

It’s amazing how far humans will go to not acknowledge learning something tells white someone they know well. Notice how close relatives (even wives) of surely killers are always shocked and surprised? No one ever says, “yeah I knew something was a little off with him.”

She stuck the landing.

I rely on Medicaid and I am afraid constantly of losing health care for serious medical issues; but sometimes I need to take a few seconds and enjoy looking at an animal, like a dog or a cat or a funny gif. I also get relief from satire or humor at Trump’s expense.

I totally get that - kitten and dog pictures don’t do much for me anyway. Maybe where they are coming from though is a way to take the blood pressure down a notch. I’m pregnant and right before an OB appointment recently I realized while reading another infuriating trump article “hey. I probably shouldn’t be upsetting…

This article made me think of when fast food restaurants moved away from styrofoam containers. It seemed unthinkable that food wouldn’t come in a styrofoam clamshell. Now it seems natural to get a paper/cardboard box.

I looked up prince phillip’s wiki page to find his age, and saw that he is from the house of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg, for which I think you have to put on lederhosen just to pronounce correctly.

As played by Doug Jones? In a hot minute.

No. No I would not like to sleep with the fishes.

You read my mind. God I love CB.