aw heck

A friend had a cat named “All Ball” (in honor of Koko’s cat)

When this All Ball had kittens they were named:

this unattainable shiz has got to stop

oooh that’s diabolical!

“I brought you into this world and I can take you out.”

aaaaahhhh! (sorry I kinda lost all coherence here).

he’s gonna scare the crap outta me. *frisson*

He is in really excellent physical shape and “knows kung-fu” (well, has trained like a mofo in martial arts for his films) so... I bet he could have taken ‘em for real.

Those muggers could have been armed with knives, not likely with guns though... still I bet his wife Sophie tore him a new one for putting himself in…

+ “bubble and squeak” and “spotted dick”

Blair Witch Project had me rushing to the loo in the first 10 minutes to barf. Shaky-cam... I can’t stand it, makes me ill. So I still haven’t watched that movie.

It’s poppy and catchy, yet I do not want to like it. For all the same reasons why I’m not in, and never again want a relationship where I have to let someone ‘be right’ UGH. Nope.

I’ve just recently had to say “No, dear, I’m not pregnant. I’m fat.”

yes. And, it seems like that villain trope goes hand-in-hand with the hero trope of avenging a woman’s rape or murder. It’s a too-simple way to create a conflict or advance a plot. “hmmm... how can we give our guy something to fight for? I know! Get his wife raped, or his kid killed.” So easy, so cheap, so boring.

now now. makeup *or* spritzing. we have plenty of people who need jobs. ;-)

Can we get Chris Hemsworth in the Kelly LeBrock role?

I’d let mine run around the house in nothing but cotton undies. (we didn’t have carpeting, really) I cleaned up a lot of dribbles and the occasional poo, but it was really easy to notice when they were dribbling or... grunting... and take them to the potty chair. Those cotton undies are quick and easy to take off.…

ugh... those days of diaper (and toilet paper!) insecurity. :-(

Referencing the tweet up in the article: “If Channing Tatum & Jenna Dewan’s marriage can’t survive after she gave him a Magic Mike strip tease to Pony on national television, then I have lost all faith in love.”

For real. I mean, if he didn’t give up all of his annoying habits after that... seriously, what the hell…

Unless you can set yourself up as a contractor, working for yourself, and get those rates, then I don’t think it’s happening. That $200 per hour is likely going to the company, not to the employees doing the work (they’re lucky if they’re getting 40 an hour for that labor).

I don’t know what I’d do about their mainframe computers (most larger municipalities still have them... and they also have offsite storage), but for laptops: remove the hard drives. Wipe the ‘empty’ computers completely clean. Sneaker-net the hard drives over to non-internet-connected devices to clean and retrieve the…