I’ve been watching a lot of YouTubers try out the foundation line. Everyone I’ve seen is just *raving* about the coverage, the way it sets (and you can just put it on without setting powder) and the way it feels in use, how it lasts all day. I’m pale, so many makeup lines have foundations I can use, but I’m gonna…

“Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.”
- Katharine Hepburn

You never know until you’re in the situation whether you should fight or acquiesce. Even then, you can still make the wrong decision.

It’s going to get scary and/or ugly, because he’s a leech and a loser and will *not* want to get pulled off the teat.

I am often afraid that my boundaries will not be respected, that I will be expected, once again, to comply with someone else’s desires rather than my own.

amirite, rite?

:-( poor guy...

they’ll probably have to airlift his bed in from Mar-a-Lago

I’m kind of hoping for a flash flood to carry him away, burbling as he goes...

Thanks for that phrase JujyMonkey. I made you a thing.

“malaria” hehehe

I am here to provide anecdata: her feet are probably so deformed from high heels that wearing flats would be physically uncomfortable**.

Thanks for that! https://www.homelesshouston.org/take-action/donate/

I’m a bit “meh” about the Red Cross, too.

I’m concerned about chain of evidence. The parrot was at the home of the murdered man’s parents for a couple of weeks before they contacted police about the ‘parroting’. Who’s to say the man’s parents didn’t teach the bird to say that?

p.s. I’m sure not all of the evidence rested on what the parrot said. But maybe…

Poor folks! That’s not just frigid water, it’s frigid *unsanitary* water. If any of those elders have open sores... :-(

leave Schultzy out of this!

I don’t know if “his” generals can refuse, as he is commander-*barf*-in-chief.

a whole *roll* of quarters!

Maybe some sort of app. child has a minder pin attached to shoe. The minder pin exchanges pings with your phone. If your phone and child’s minder pin are, say, 50 feet apart, your phone sends up an alarm as loud as the Amber Alert.