Tall guy just almost hyperventilating. :-)

Ask the Livestrong bracelet in your junk drawer.

Let’s just say I’m writing CIA Black Ops fan fiction (in my head) as we speak.

Stress like that can kill a man. It would be a real shame if unrelenting negative attention caused a heart attack or a stroke

so, his skin color, then? “spray” tan?

https://www.facebook.com/twhiddleston/posts/1300077066702742

Granny’s age was not unknown, just uncertain. 105 +- 12 years, according to the article in the Seattle Times.

Female orcas may have longer lifespans than males, though.

info box: “Suggested: Behind the scenes of What What in the Butt.”

OKAY THEN

“Douche-Bro”

He’s just going to have to go with commanding the US Armed Forces bands to play for him.

I’m loving that grey v-neck sweater on leapy guy in the image up top, but not for that price. Maybe if it was hand-knitted by sweet little old ladies from the Arans, out of unicorn wool.

Al-Jazeera

If he announces his candidacy in 2020, he’ll have a rougher time than Hillary did.

Demo-craps

Keep fighting, even when there’s little hope. If we’re going down, let our kids see us go down swinging. /rebel alliance

The assholery of this man approaches goatse levels.

ooooh.... ok!

Gosling’s face is too long to play John Glenn.
Glenn’s a mesomorph, Gosling’s an ectomorph. Couldn’t they get someone with a square jaw??

Gosling’s face is too long to play John Glenn.
Glenn’s a mesomorph, Gosling’s an ectomorph. Couldn’t they get someone with a square jaw??

Gosling’s face is too long to play John Glenn.
Glenn’s a mesomorph, Gosling’s an ectomorph. Couldn’t they get someone with a square jaw??