I think I gave myself permanent “bitch face” from years of taking my daughter to daycare and pre-school on the bus.

I never actually erupted until years later, when she (like typical 14 years old girls) didn’t sit beside me on the bus. She wanted to sit at the back. Sure enough, here comes Skeezy Guy hitting on her. …

yes, that is correct. However, People vs. OJ and Courtney B. Vance will win every damn thing like they’ve won all year long. Which is fine, Courtney is amazing. but come onnnnn...!

Imagine their surprise when the “rapture” doesn’t come and they’re left in the shit with the rest of us.

Evangelicals are *thrilled*. They want the End Times, the quicker the better. If you want a text, check the sermon next Sunday at your local Four Square church.

Dear Civil Service peeps: Just slow everything tf down. Real slow. Slower than usual.

We (the sheeple) do not change horses in midstream. These fuckers will start a war. Presidents stay two terms when those terms straddle a war.

Seriously! We all just gush and squee over every Dolly thing that Dolly Parton does (love her!) but when Madonna is being Madonna, all of a sudden it’s bring out the knives. feh.

but... but... real he-men use antlers in all of their decorating. Ask Gaston!

Apparently, they all have the same dentist?

ah, that’s a derp on my part, thanks,

YES! (I gave Shrill to my daughter as part of her 22nd birthday present, and have adored Lindy since her Seattle Weekly days. <3)

yep, totally hearing it. thanks for reinforcing that earworm :-p

I’m surprised they didn’t name them Plant and Bonham.

I’d like to take a 8 year break from life, just freeze me and wake me up in 2024.

Hope you stay on the mend, and read some good uplifting stuff.

Ha! :-D Well, there is 9-1-1, but they can’t deliver hot and sour soup, so what good are they anyway?

I thought of it as a Bowie tribute of sorts and got all teary-eyed. Then spent the rest of the weekend singing “’cause I’m SHINY” at the top of my lungs and making up the rest of the lyrics as I went.

Your math is a bit off. It’s more like 500 transactions at $3,000 = $1,500,000.00. Still doable, though!

Short answer: NO.

If anything should be banned, it should be hipster beards. ;-)