Bring back the old filibuster: Make them *stand* for every second of it. Those old men will drop like flies.

I think the state of his business card tells us why he’s a “former” graphic designer. Bateman would not approve.

I saw him talking about it shortly after it happened. He was really distressed by what he saw. I’m giving him a pass on it too (also he sounds like my uncle, one of the actually really sweet ‘good old boy’ types you sometimes find in N.C.)

I’d happily predict that his physical office gets ‘slated for [indeterminant] renovation’ and he has to find new digs.

Rizzo twerking made my entire week.

Nirvana cut their teeth playing in notoriously crappy spaces. They had that on lock.

I’m wearing a pantsuit to work on Wednesday.

I think the concept of ‘closure’ is pushed by everyone around the grieving person. They want the griever to stop crying, feeling sad — to quit harshing their groove. “I hope you find closure” is like “I hope you’ll stop sniveling soon, it’s making me uncomfortable”

a bazillion stars for the Smoove B. reference.

GOD DAMMIT WHY can’t we have a full-on video of this already?

I AM DIE

donate $1 to the campaign? The money will help to Get Out the Vote!

Saudi Billionaires only marry virgins.

ooh! Was that the Eastlake Red Robin?

yep. if an actor should give Nick Jonas a boner, that should be determined in the ‘chemistry test’ part of the audition, not in the casting call.

The rest of the music had better be far superior to the one song featured in the trailer because that was some muddy mashed-up unintelligible CRAP. Where’s Harold Arlen when you need him?

it’s true that some fathers... but I think there’s a subset of Fathers that we can definitely call “Dads.” Dads are cool. Or dorky/cool. Obama is a Dad, bless him.

I wanted to be cremated, and was pretty sure about that, until my mom died. For some reason I can’t quite put words to, I’ve since decided for the entire embalming and casket burial. But I don’t want to be put in the ground. I bought a crypt space.

Y’all need to stop freaking the fuck out over this. People, for the most part, have already made up their minds who they’re voting for.

this one can get it: