TESC?

all the stars for that comment.
and: “I’m Charlize muthafuckin Theron, and that man is not even worthy to lick my footprints.”

Flower crown as worn by Tom Hiddleston - automatically makes it cool, right?

good thing you didn’t invite me, I would have just up and face-planted myself on that. It looks so goood!!

You’ve gotta give her credit for being such a fabulous actor though. In real life, she’s a total sweetheart. Case in point [original post here]:

It will be much of the same stuff, I agree. Although as I’m sure you know, the point of a movie like this (as far as the producers are concerned) is to put butts in theater seats, and this it will most definitely do. There’s a whole new generation of dinosaur-enthusiastic kids out there to reel in!

I think that’s a perfectly lovely and sweet tattoo. But yeah, artists, man...

ah! I see now. It was bouncing pretty fast, didn’t catch that :-D

Got here before me! (and said it better, too)

oh, my sweet summer child. it’s probably a double-ended dildo of sorts (example here)

She was great as Virgilia in Coriolanus, as well.

Which is why we need Beano(tm)

Regarding the discovery of serial rapists: that makes a sort of twisted sense. If someone has a tendency to rape, they’re likely to have raped more than once, and/or had more than one victim.

that’s because rap is “Threatening”. did you get the memo?

obvs. they couldn’t get a Hemsworth for this role. Hope this one can surf. (can all young Aussies surf?)

My nonexistent memoir has a really cool title, though.
Maybe I’ll write it, make three copies, and give them to my kids in my will.

omg I saw this and went \m/ DOKKEN \m/

Yes, so many of these Romance Novel Guys are filthy rich**. They have staff to take care of stuff. A woman just gets to be a woman with a guy like that. Not a maid or a cook or a healer of boo-boos. It’s the ultimate.

Yeah, I know. I almost added ::sad trombone:: to my post.
But all I want is to be happy... and money isn’t buying that.

Instant depression cure. Total cure. So I could enjoy what’s left of my life.