A good cook I know once told me “salt makes food taste like itself” which is a very good way to explain to people why you should use salt

Yeah, this is very important. In fact, it’s the reason most pasta recipes call for al dente pasta: Because it’ll cook a little more when you finish it in the sauce, and you don’t want it to become soggy and gross.

Thank you for putting Trick or Treat on the list. Seriously, this was such a culty, sleeper hit, and regret not seeing it in theaters. I’m a sucker for the horror-anthology format and this is a great example of that. Plus, i loved how the multiple story archs ended up intersecting with each other.

Evidently, she’s having the time of her life at Paris Fashion Week! Spending all the money she stole from these frustrated young moms!

When my baby was a few weeks old I tried to stop a subscription several different times but all I could figure out to do was delay the shipment. I was looking for the “cancel” button on the website and thought I was too tired to find it.

She was on Chelsea a week or two ago. Her interview was all about Honest Co, and seriously, she didn’t say anything at all about the product except that “it smells good”. It was borderline offensive. Like... what about the actual products?

She just tried to sell the company. She realized the ship was sinking fast, and has been trying to slink outwhile the company still has value and with what little bit of her business reputation she has left

Based on headline alone, I was half-expecting her to meet a different ‘actress’ named April Oneil

I have a dream too. In it, 75% of the world population is dead, and traffic is a non-issue.

“Report: A Body Has Been Found at Apple Headquarters”

I don’t know the answer to the housing crisis, but moving to the midwest is at the bottom of the list.

"Those briny, mustardy, aggressive-as-hell little anger-peas."