It looks remarkably like the Ssangyong Musso. Not sure if that says more about Ssangyong or BMW—perhaps equally, rather.

We live in a dark, cruel world if this is the future.

Life is too short to deny yourself sustenance on the road.

Yeah, tell me how conservatives don’t try to control people. Really, I need a laugh today.

Oh, your whole front end lights up? That’s cute.

We’ve found Stevie Wonder’s secret account!

Supersized. 

Come play with us, Danny

You’re deranged.

I mean, headlights are a wonderful invention 

I believe many cities might have started putting lights on major highway to see better at night. A recent change, you understand.

You obviously do not have a fun or entertainment bone in your body.

Now if someone could please explain what the rest of the car was for?

You’re one of those people who responds to questions in Amazon reviews with, “sorry, I haven’t used this product”, aren’t you?

You are a monster and your car is plotting to kill you.

brad.

I would have called it quality me time. Phone dead and not a damn person to bother you. That’s a full on perk in today’s world.

The way she is moaning about being traumatized and permanently scarred leaves me wondering if this is a scam, and she deliberately hid somehow during disembarking hoping that Ka-ching! Pay day!

“Maybe Air Canada can look into compensating for some therapy.”

Both of these takes are wrong because both of these Porsches have driven under their own power.