FTFY

Look, I’m American, if I can’t blame others for the consequences of my own actions this whole thing is gonna fall apart.

If your BEV burns up, does that make it an external combustion engine?

Hmmm.... I thought all that Europe required was changing the 6.2 Liter engine to a 6.2 Litre and we were good....

Foreshadowing...Audi cars have had ominous dashboard images of engines getting struck by lightning since at least the mid-90s.

How much of a god damned derelict facsimile of a human being do you have to be to get banned from Spirit? That’s like being too obese for Waffle House.

Is he on dope, or maybe it’s meth?
Did he bring out the bag after holding his breath?
Or was the bag all part of his plan?
Nobody knows, Florida Man.

Triangle man, triangle man
Tired of the antics of Florida man
They get in a fight
Internet wins
Florida man

Guess the flesh was weak, and the Spirit unwilling.

When the air crew found out that the “fire” was just an asshole vaping in the lavatory they should have let him have a face-full of fire extinguisher anyway.

It does seem more like a reward than a ban.

Florida man, Florida man
sneaking a vape while on the can
Spirit Airlines is no longer a fan
Florida man

And Ramius was played by the best Bond. 

But what about a pick up truck, a round American woman and an RV?

But it Marko Ramius that said it.

I would have liked to see Montana

And travel from state to state.   With no papers.

And you could raise rabbits.  

We could just play “I Spy with my Little Eye” instead of NPOCP...