FTFY

Look, I’m American, if I can’t blame others for the consequences of my own actions this whole thing is gonna fall apart.

If your BEV burns up, does that make it an external combustion engine?

Hmmm.... I thought all that Europe required was changing the 6.2 Liter engine to a 6.2 Litre and we were good....

Foreshadowing...Audi cars have had ominous dashboard images of engines getting struck by lightning since at least the mid-90s.

And Ramius was played by the best Bond. 

But what about a pick up truck, a round American woman and an RV?

But it Marko Ramius that said it.

I would have liked to see Montana

And travel from state to state.   With no papers.

And you could raise rabbits.  

We could just play “I Spy with my Little Eye” instead of NPOCP...

Every so often an article, tweet, social media post, etc confirms that the real shithole country is the one north of Mexico.

Please park right in front of or behind this orange GTI.

I don’t usually stoop to typing such words, but fuck whoever that is.

This is awkward because I live in that neighborhood and I’m awaiting delivery of my Orange 30AE Miata right now.

Alright so this is taking things in a COMPLETELY different direction, but this is a great why America needs to do that thing some European countries do:

lol...but seriously let’s not suggest that people call the police for dumb shit, because people WILL call the police for dumb shit.