And Ramius was played by the best Bond. 

But what about a pick up truck, a round American woman and an RV?

But it Marko Ramius that said it.

I would have liked to see Montana

And travel from state to state.   With no papers.

And you could raise rabbits.  

We could just play “I Spy with my Little Eye” instead of NPOCP...

You, sir, are a service to the community....

lol jokes on you, you have to live in Philly.

Every so often an article, tweet, social media post, etc confirms that the real shithole country is the one north of Mexico.

Please park right in front of or behind this orange GTI.

I don’t usually stoop to typing such words, but fuck whoever that is.

This is awkward because I live in that neighborhood and I’m awaiting delivery of my Orange 30AE Miata right now.

Alright so this is taking things in a COMPLETELY different direction, but this is a great why America needs to do that thing some European countries do:

Imagine the horror when he picks up one of these bad boys:

Get the car wrapped in neon orange. Never de-escalate.

lol...but seriously let’s not suggest that people call the police for dumb shit, because people WILL call the police for dumb shit.

“...we have other cars for longer trips.”