Great place to keep a baby, especially with the drain plug.

The 2017 Honda Ridgeline. For adults that have grown up past having to make a statement.

*checks bank account

This might be worse than Takata.

BUILD IT, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!

This is like watching your parents argue.

Stunning. Achingly beautiful.

These are the powerful animal haunches you are thinking of...

I think you misread that part.

Long Live The Raptor. Or not.

Every time I see a bright blue (is that Lightning Blue?) Raptor (which is just a Tonka truck for grownups) I like to think that the guy’s wife drove him to the dealership and says, “You finally earned your new truck, Mikey. What color do you want?” and Michael the very important professional says, “I WANNA BWUE…

Main difference between new raptor promo videos and old raptor promo videos: Old ones didn’t need any additional music/soundtrack

this take is

rear facing third row

That’s the first good looking Panamera I’ve ever seen.

oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Sure!

FYI. This is the best group of comments ever on one of my columns.

And I enjoyed every single one of them

Toyota goes to the all you can eat sushi place and orders a steak.