There is always going to be that guy.

Every time I trade a customer out of a Honda, I feel as though I am doing the Lord’s work.

Nope!

Is it too soon to do this to my ‘15 GTI?

Maybe just telling my cat that I’m selling her would convince her to not be such an asshole.

This is correct. The 5-speed in this vintage WRX is made of glass and hurt feelings.

This is actually my favorite generation for the WRX when it comes to looks. Maybe its because thats the generation that was out when I was shopping for my first car and they were way out of my price range. My theory is that the cars that are new when someone is 16-18 are the ones they think are the best looking…

1) His name is Eldridge. He doesn’t need the money.

OLIVERRRRR!!!!

What? This seems like iPad glued to the dash taken to the extreme. Its literally a plastic stand coming directly from the dash....

Somewhere and somehow, someone waited in line for Nickelback tickets.

You know who don’t like Lambos? Pelicans.

HOW?

My C6 has a manually-removable targa top, which means it’s lightweight and simple. But it’s also pretty damn cumbersome and awkward to wrangle into the trunk.

That’s where features like Apple’s newly-announced Night Shift and Android N’s upcoming Night Mode come in.

ginger probably not included.

Why Were Hellfire Missiles Shipped from Beirut Aboard A Passenger Jet?

That’s what I was thinking...”fuck this Saturn, I’m sick of it...oh shit, water...might as well go for the gold!”

Yeah, nearly dying was certainly “what was coming to him” for driving too close to the car in front of him.