This comment deserves all the stars.

You misspelled “good parent”.  Also, the writer says “manual”. 

I hate you for even joking about that. 

It’s hard to make out what happened in the video, but further analysis shows that the worker was helping, then noticed the yellow shit on the front at which point he did the only decent thing and said “fuck it, let it burn” to put the poor car out of its misery. 

BMW should be Thanos snapped out of existence. Fuck that company, the bullshit they produce now has no business being associated with the older models. Kill it so we can all just look back on the good times and stop feeling constant disappointment. 

“Aside from rod bearings” lol. That’s like saying a house fire is fine aside from the months afterwards in burn recovery. 

Thanks for that perspective. 

I’ve owned a 4, 5, 7, and 7.5. You definitely drove the worst of them. The 4 isn’t ...bad... it just isn’t special. It’s not particularly quick, and it doesn’t have any of the specialness of the other gens. 

No, Apple doesn’t charge a licensing fee for CarPlay, neither does Google for Android Auto. The cost to integrate is in a couple chips to add the support. There is no justification for this garbage. 

Love is not rational. I love it.

Other than the guy you directly responded to? Are you feeling alright?

Other than the first picture on the page?

Hush. Jesse just has to do some adjust Things and that thing will run 9s. Plus, solid rear ends are what you want for drag racing. Especially FWD. 

This wouldn’t be an issue if you guys would adopt freedom units. 

Seriously, who ARE those people?

Very nice! My Mk5 was a 3 door, I definitely preferred the look and ease of entry/exit for me into the driver seat. My kid is limber and had no issue getting into the back. Sadly, the crew cab is the only choice in the US for a couple of years now, so that’s what I got this time. I like the utility of being able to…

This is my dad mobile. It’s the 4th GTI I’ve owned. Plenty of room for my wife and son, plenty of room to haul stuff, great in snow, extremely fun to drive, great on gas. Great tech, very safe, and has air vents in the back to keep my son comfortable. I’ve owned a lot of cars, nothing has come close to the pure joy of…

Pretty pathetic that a Jalopnik writer wouldn’t be familiar with Edd China. 

No. It doesn’t happen. What happens is if you are flying into a place that has bad weather, construction, or something else that is limiting the arrivals you get a take off time. Miss that time and you get another. Depending on how lucky you are it could be 10min in the future, it could be an hour or more.

Agreed. I think the Audi is the better car, but the Arteon is much more interesting to look at. Other than the E-tron and R8 Audis have gotten boring to look at with their same sausage in different lengths technique.