Damn shame he didn't have Pimp Stars. He could have made them say "Rescue me".

To out those dumb gauges on he had to pull the needles. He probably snapped them back on in the wrong place so it's always 6mph high.

Pictures required.

The Gopro video editing software has templates that let you toss your footage in and it recreates the style of their commercials, including those logos at beginning and end. That guy didn't do any editing, he dragged the video into a template in the free software.

Jersey, huh? How about that. A state so bad its sports teams don't admit to being from there.

Excellent point.

Yeah but, you're driving a Toyota. ...shudder...

Yeah, that was the joke. Good to see that you got it.

Sad to say, yes, and I had just bought it. Brand new 2013 Jeep Rubicon, it was 4 days old when it went for the inaugural off road run. With a little over 600 miles on it I rolled it on the side. Let me repeat, I paid nearly $40k for a vehicle, drove it 4 days, and dumped it on the side off road.

Wranglers ditched leaf springs back in 1997.

Dear Fiat, 

That will never get old.

LOL. You deserve a prize.

You wouldn't want them well rested. I want the people who I depend on to keep me alive to be as tired and uncomfortable as possible.

Congratulations, YOUR work's sexual harassment policy doesn't apply to the rest of us. If you know that this policy exists then perhaps you shouldn't be playing on the internet at work. Actually, that's probably a good idea altogether. You are at work, then you should work.

You'll be over at Sprint enjoying your data that you can't use because the network is so slow. I'd love to have Sprint, but not when it is unusable.

Because by buying unsubsidized you can keep your plan without having to sign a contract and you are able to upgrade any time you want. I get a new phone every 3-6 months and sell the old one when I do and always get within $50-$100 of what I paid for it. As for saving money, I use upwards of 10gb of data every month…

VZW is making it very difficult to be their customer. I have a grandfathered unlimited data plan, so I preordered an unsubsidized S3 so I could keep it. Of course this was prior to learning that they locked and encrypted the bootloader, have persistent Wifi warnings, and killed Google Wallet. Now I'm seriously…

No, they've been able to do that for several generations now. It works very well, a couple years ago I moved to a house that only had a place for the cable modem in the basement, so that's where my Extreme went. Due to the concrete etc in the basement I had very poor range, and an Express placed in the living room to…