The reason I hate vodka so much is because it's very personal. I can't even think about vodka without wanting to throw up. I got really really drunk on it one night, so drunk I probably should have gone to the hospital. I also made some very bad decisions on it. Margaritas have never made me feel that way. They're…

See, that's the difference. I love seeing a dick attached to an attractive man in the context of a sexy story. But random dick pics are random. I'm not getting turned on by "DECONTEXTUALIZED SURPRISE DONG IN YOUR INBOX, BOOM!" (no shame to those who are)

Just pointing out that the Obama daughter you've highlighted here is Malia, not Sasha. But I think maybe that was intentional, as you were pointing out similarities between the sisters?

This is exactly why the death penalty should be abolished.

Uhh...WHY is margarita winning over gin?!?!?!? Gin can be mixed into dozens, DOZENS I SAY, of other drinks (hot OR cold) to make them delicious and boozy. With margarita, you're stuck with tequila plus sick-sugary-sweetness. WHERE"S MY GIN?!

Scroll bar is working great!

Sounds like someone is terrified of death.

All hail Cheeseballs!!

When I was a kid, we would eat straight Tang out of a plastic baggie we brought to school. Occasionally we would snort a bit of it on a dare because we were fucking stupid. If we would've been older we probably would've tried to smoke it too. Frankly, I'm sometimes shocked I made it to adulthood.

Nitpicking, but: whence or from where. From whence is saying from from where. :p

Mandatory:

I just found out my disdain for May/December movie couples extends to gay movie couples as well!

How the fuck large are these gift bags?!

Absolutely this. My personal reasons for watching porn stem from a complete inability to make meaningful connections to other human beings, which wasn't caused by watching porn at all, but rather by a pervasive feeling of inferiority and abandonment throughout childhood. The fact I have a very strange relationship to…

THIS. A friend has a porn addiction. It severely affects his relationships, his work... you could replace it with any other addictive substance and it would look pretty much the same. I don't get a lot of these comments, or even this article.

yes yes yes yes!!! this!!! my brother very awkwardly "came out" to all of us about his porn addiction a few years ago, and all i could think was, "dear brother, porn is your symptom, not your disease."

Right on the money. I have been addicted to drugs and alcohol for years and watch porn maybe three times a week when using. As soon as I get into recovery my consumption of porn turns addictive. A lot of guys I meet in recovery groups and AA/ NA have the same experience. I have many secondary addictions that come up…

Likewise, just posted something very similar. Anyone can be addicted to anything if the primary goal of using that thing is to evade sitting with and dealing with uncomfortable emotions, and is to detach from it. That's why so many people who give up addictions to one thing just find something else to transfer the…

Yes. Thank you for this. I went on a rant elsewhere, but I'm sick so maybe my message (which was something like this) was lost.

My girlfriend (a vegetarian) and I travel by car a lot, and honestly, even if the Burger King veggie burger is gross, at least it's an option. I don't understand the tone of this post at all. If you can give roadtripping vegetarians a better choice than "just fries" when they're in the middle of goddamned nowhere,…